Last Updated: March 7, 2026
Welcome to Ahem ("we," "our," or "us"), operated from Sweden. We respect your privacy and are committed to protecting your personal information. This Privacy Policy explains how we collect, use, and safeguard your data when you use our mobile application.
As a company based in Sweden, we comply with the General Data Protection Regulation (GDPR) and other applicable privacy laws.
When you sign in with Google, we collect:
With your explicit permission (via Android's Usage Access permission), we collect:
Important: We do NOT collect the content of your activities within apps (messages, browsing history, photos, etc.). We only collect aggregated usage statistics to generate roasts.
Data Processing: Your usage data is sent to Google Gemini API for roast generation. We may retain limited diagnostic and operational data temporarily for reliability and support, following internal limits and service retention policies.
Anonymous Telemetry: To improve app classification coverage, we may send a limited daily snapshot of your top apps, app ranks, usage time, and launch counts through Firebase Analytics. This telemetry is pseudonymized and used for aggregate trend reporting rather than a personal activity feed.
Note: Payment processing is handled entirely by Google Play. We do not have access to your payment card details.
Privacy Note: All user identifiers are pseudonymized using one-way hashing. Hashed identifiers allow tracking events across sessions for troubleshooting but cannot be reversed to reveal your identity. See the "Data Anonymization" section below for details.
We use the collected information to:
Legal Basis (GDPR): We process your data based on:
What We Store:
What We Do NOT Store:
Retention Period: We retain your account data and credits for as long as your account is active. Crash logs and analytics data are retained according to Firebase's retention policies (typically 60-90 days for raw data).
We take your privacy seriously and use data anonymization to protect your identity:
Bottom line: All tracking uses pseudonymized identifiers. While we can track events across sessions (for debugging quality issues), we cannot recover your real identity from the hashed data.
The app requires the following Android permissions:
You can revoke the Usage Access permission at any time through Android Settings → Apps → Special access → Usage access.
Ahem uses the following third-party services that may collect information:
Learn more: Firebase Privacy Policy
We use Google's Gemini AI to generate roasts based on your usage data. Your usage data is sent to Gemini for processing. We may retain limited diagnostic and operational data temporarily in our systems for reliability and support.
Learn more: Gemini API Terms
In-app purchases are processed through Google Play's billing system. We receive purchase verification tokens but do not have access to your payment card details. Google Play handles all payment processing and transaction security.
Learn more: Google Payments Privacy Notice
We implement industry-standard security measures to protect your data:
As a user, especially if you're in the European Union, you have the following rights:
To exercise any of these rights, please contact us at contact@ahem.fyi or submit an account deletion request via our Account Deletion Request Form.
You can request deletion of your account and associated data at any time by:
Upon receiving your request, we will delete your account data within 30 days. Note that some data may be retained in backup systems for a limited period or as required by law.
What gets deleted: Your account information, credit balance, and any associated user data. Anonymized crash logs and analytics may be retained for service improvement purposes.
Our services use Firebase and Google Cloud infrastructure, which may process data in various locations worldwide. All data transfers comply with GDPR requirements, including:
Ahem is not intended for users under the age of 13. We do not knowingly collect personal information from children under 13. If you believe we have collected data from a child under 13, please contact us immediately at contact@ahem.fyi and we will promptly delete such information.
We may update this Privacy Policy from time to time to reflect changes in our practices or legal requirements. We will notify you of significant changes by:
We encourage you to review this Privacy Policy periodically.
If you have questions about this Privacy Policy, want to exercise your data rights, or have privacy concerns, please contact us at:
Email: contact@ahem.fyi
Data Controller: Ahem, Sweden
For EU users: If you are not satisfied with our response, you have the right to lodge a complaint with your local supervisory authority (data protection authority).
This Privacy Policy is effective as of the date listed above and applies to all users of the Ahem mobile application.